Prepare to step into the quirky world of Roald Dahl’s The Twits with an afternoon tea that’s as imaginative and mischievous as the iconic book. Hosted at the stunning London Marriott Hotel County Hall, The Twits Afternoon Tea is a delightful treat for families looking for something truly unique. From the moment you arrive, you’re transported into the eccentric world of Mr. and Mrs. Twit, complete with playful nods to their ghastly antics. This is a wonderful afternoon in London with kids.
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The space at London Marriott Hotel County Hall for The Twits Afternoon Tea
The decor brings The Twits to life with incredible attention to detail. You can explore the chaotic room where the Twits live, complete with ‘Hugtight’ glue pots they used to stick unsuspecting birds to the tree.
It’s a quirky, interactive space where you can sit in Mr. Twit’s chair, get an up-close look at the bowl of wormy spaghetti he made for Mrs. Twit, and even try on a costume to become Mr. Twit yourself!
This immersive environment truly makes you feel part of the story. Children and adults alike will love stepping into the mischievous world of the Twits, the Roly-Poly Bird, and Muggle-Wump the monkey. It’s a playful blend of storytelling and creativity that will leave you grinning from ear to ear.
Savoury treats
The menu is packed with treats that surprise and delight. For savouries, there’s Bird Pie, thankfully nothing like Mr. Twit’s version. It’s a hearty creation of chicken, leek, and ham or a vegetarian-friendly cheese and leek option. Wormy Spaghetti is a playful dish made with ‘Hampshire’ cucumber worms, cream cheese, and wholemeal bread.
The Fish Finger is a clever take on a classic, crafted from smoked haddock, ketchup, and soft brioche. Scrambled Egg sandwiches feature ‘Clarence Court’ Burford Brown egg mayonnaise on spinach bread, adding a fun twist.
One of the most surprising treats is Maggoty Green Cheese and Mouldy Cornflakes, which turns out to be a delicious Orzo, Cheddar, and Chive Arancini.
Then come the scones—a game in themselves. The Buttermilk and Marmite Scones are disguised so you won’t know which one you’re biting into until it’s too late. They’re served with Dorset clotted cream, Tiptree strawberry jam, and whipped cream cheese with chive, adding a deliciously unique twist.
The Twits Afternoon Tea sweet treats
The sweet treats are where the magic truly shines. The Muggle-Wumps Brownie, made with monkey nut and banana, is rich and indulgent. The Jam Roly-Poly Bird is a delightful vanilla sponge filled with white chocolate and berry cream. Rounding out the selection is the Lemon and Orange Macaron, with a playful pop of candy that delights your taste buds.
For drinks, adults can enjoy a classic pot of tea or champagne, while younger guests sip on imaginative beverages like Skillywiggler Lemonade (complete with ‘frogspawn’) or Roly-Poly Berry Juice. Every sip and bite feels like stepping further into the magical world of The Twits.
Priced at £65 for adults and £45 for children under 12, it’s a special treat worth savouring. The Twits Afternoon Tea runs daily from 12 PM to 5 PM, making it a perfect addition to a family day out in London.
Whether you’re a long-time fan of Roald Dahl or discovering The Twits for the first time, this themed afternoon tea is a joyful celebration of mischief and magic. We absolutely loved it and we think you will too.
You can find out more and visit the Twits home for afternoon tea here.
Read our full review of a stay at the London Marriott Hotel County Hall here
